No writing tonight, am gonna go read this book my girl sent me. #GrindsMyGears When dudes wanna be in a relationship, but they more self centered than a 3 year old #GotMyOwnEgo "you treat all the women you admire this way??" "Oh yes, I undress them and tie them up." Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale. Define yourself carefully!!! stupid school, stupid "healthy head check" untwisted all my kid's locz.. That moment when you catch yourself eating the same ONE thing for 3 days straight and you search the guuglay to see if you are gonna turn green or something. Wipes chocolate off my lips and presses play on my ab ripper DVD Can you say "Tailgate Party" ?? My son refused to get me a Coke, so I'm killing this Mike's Hard.. now i can blame him for my drinking problem.. #FutureTherapyTopic RIP KINGPIN/COFFEY: Michael Clarke Duncan is gone. Blasphemy.. ETA.. 3...2...1 Word of the day is: floccinaucinihilipilification
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Just the Facts: 1)God made woman out of…

Just the Facts:
1)God made woman out of one of Adam’s ribs.
2)Women are glorified ribs.
3)Ribs are delicious.
4)Delicious things are meant to be eaten.
5)Women should be eaten.
6)Don’t look at us like that; that’s sound logic!