Parenting: you're doing it right when out of nowhere your kid starts quoting Monty Python and Mel Brooks. Think I'll put up my tree tomorrow... just because... I feel like making FB a platform for calling out idiocy. but i really rather just keep being my randomly silly self. so Sorry Charlie, can't go there with you. yummm my house smells like cake... lets see how long i can go before i start eating it.. Ho, Yo baby what's your name? (giggling my ass off... I miss Theresa) two years later and i am STILL rotflmao at Joe Jonas.. looking like a drunk epileptic on stilts Two phucking earthquakes... and an allergic reaction to shrimp.. my night is going downhill fast Dumdstruck by these signs Amazing safety concept NewYork blows my mind Ayo @[1307799706:2048:Boogz], Tag you're it.. Faux-ku battle lol When i started watching this, i thought the kid was emulating the adults' previously rehearsed choreography... Timeline photos @[100000605568334:2048:Horus], God of Best Buy I'm reading.... why is it that everytime my phone rings, I look for the pause button on my ebook??? Damn active imagination.

hmmm.. thirsty and the only thing in the…

September 15, 2026

hmmm.. thirsty and the only thing in the house is a Mikes Hard lemonade… I would drink it but then i would have to explain my consumption of “alcohol” to the man of the house. Damn my overprotective bossy son.