Me: Naming my restaurant *Cafe R A T…
Me: Naming my restaurant *Cafe R A T E O T U*
Friend: ???
Me: Think ‘HitchHikers Guide’
Friend: Can’t think of that movie right now.
Me Mentally moving “friend” into “Lowly worm” category.
LOVE this pic.
Go'Head Bruh Minister!!!
Oh SHYT.. Snooki with the dble backflip into the turnbuckle for a 3-count. I just gained 1 pt of respect for the useless twit.
Drunknly stabbed myself while trying to eat sushi with chopsticks.. yes THIS is how tired I am.
Is listening to love songs from the 90's and being sad.. lol
feeling some kind of way... think i need a book and my bed.
Jason Statham in the 7th fast furious movie? they seriously intend my death by aneurysm
That awkward moment when you call your bestie to tell them your problems.. and you realise they ARE your problemSSSSSS
iDie!
Two of my favorite people have birthdays next week.. Lawd, please don't let me forget because they will kill me.
We Weeechu a Meddy Crima!!! LMAO
when an author says a book "just wrote itself"... Ever wonder why they didnt stop it???