Wondering if i should retire back to my cave or continue to be the person i've been all this week... Don't know if i should do either. Timeline photos Must be nice... Having someone who understands the life you live. Must be nice... Having someone who's slow to take and quick to give. All I'm saying is: NOBODY asked bush to prove he was educated. LMAO!!! Dear Sexy stranger... I was enjoying the view.. WHY DID YOU START TALKING??? Aimee's got a gun, Aimee's got a gun.. the dog days have just begun.. Aimee's got a gun.. What did her kenji do?? .... Run away run away run run awayy.. It's my 5 year anniversary of the start of this ridiculous journey. Can someone put me out of my misery? Horus.. you realize that now I can't hear this shyt without cracking up right??? #theseHoesAintLoyal Friend let me drive her car today.. she didn't even have a panic attack. Lol. But we've established that I need a manual transmission. el oh el find them, friend them, fool them... 2 F's to go. lol there need be no words.. most of y'all know my personalities by name
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Dying granny tells her grandchild , “I want…

Dying granny tells her grandchild , “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and 22,398,750.78 in cash.” The granddaughter says, “oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her last breath, her granny whispered, “Facebook.”