I owe I owe, it's off to work i go... and if i don't update this status again before 4pm.. someone call 911.. there's a heat stroke victim in my office. :) Jason Statham in the 7th fast furious movie? they seriously intend my death by aneurysm THINK!!! It ain't illegal yet, but they working on it. lol... Pobrecita... Where is @[330070265026:274:JuJubee] with the melanin gun? ...sometimes we all gotta swim upstream, you aint no saint, we all are sinners, but you put your good foot down, and make your soul a winner "Why hire a black model when you can paint a white one" FOR REAL??? Jihn Travolta singing "Me and Mrs. Jones"... I'm good for the night! Thank you!!! lol Mozart played as Salsa :) I love this. my guilty pleasure.. buttwatching.. LOL it's better when the guy actually likes girls, but i can't get straight guys to Twerk. lol Spaghetti,, noisy kids, and lots of time to catch up to my NaNoWriMo word count. Happy Thursday to you too. Lunch: Coke (acola) and peanut M+Ms.. wooo nutrition I see my gorgeous daughter everyday.. I am still always in awe of her beauty. **sigh** Katana
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Dying granny tells her grandchild , “I want…

Dying granny tells her grandchild , “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and 22,398,750.78 in cash.” The granddaughter says, “oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her last breath, her granny whispered, “Facebook.”