LMAO!!! My Brain, no Drugs... Why did I not start drinking? Smoking? Something? OMG, I might actually be a girl... I'm contemplating buying these really sexy, really expensive stilettos that i will NEVER wear... lol "It's been so long since I had sex, I forgot who ties up whom." -Joan Rivers" I consider sex a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get." -Mae West Poke me gain!!! g'head!!! What I'm listening to right now. @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany] explains my profile pic. Is suddenly in the mood for a Myspace Survey.. Let the Juvenile hilarity ensue Happy Discount Chocolate Eve. I'll be celebrating Cheap Chocolate Day tomorrow.. Y'all know how i do. mmm donuts. :) Not everyone can appreciate my children's love for me LOL but i do.. "Tiara, Meemo dropped my new knife on her leg". "Ohh Mommy, is your knife okay?" **takes of wig, unpins natural hair** "Time to go hood, sister" **to self in mirror** lol CCH Pounder in SOA Watching The 13th Warrior. Antonio Banderas playing an Arab is as much fun to listen to as Sean Connery playing a Spaniard (no shade)
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Scientific proof that my depressed azz needs to…

Scientific proof that my depressed azz needs to stop abstaining… LMAO **but oh so serious!!**