the flip side is when they're all screaming at once and you can't make out what any ONE of them is saying Any day that starts with Tamara crying, needs a do-over. I'm going back to bed. Those who know, know. Slish! Where would i be today if i said yes when that guy asked me (on the 3 train) to marry him? "We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us!!! " LMAO methinks i shall have Purple Hair again by sunday "Aaah, Salaam and good evening to you my friends." :) I am bored out of my skull. sitting here feeling the urge to post like one of those unwise teens in my timeline. "Need someone to talk to HMU 405-555-1212 " Kinda funny.. kinda sad.. kinda true... It's that time of year; When the SERIOUS lag between the emptying and refilling of my pantry turns me into a Chef. Watching Psych b4 i study.. mmmm John Cena.. (Homer Simpson donuts voice) Ugh... what did I eat last night... i dreamt about Ochocinco and (the lovely) Essence Atkins in the same dream.. I can't even begin to explain it... Me Likey Sexy Wolfie
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Dear Cricket population of Oklahoma CIty.. Outside my…

Dear Cricket population of Oklahoma CIty.. Outside my window you are amusing. Should you venture into my home, and skitter across my peripheral vision, there are 3 points of consideration…
1) I’m from New York.
2) You look like a cockroach.
3) I am jumpy as hell in this city devoid of sirens and gunshots…
Please don’t say i didn’t give fair warning..