Needs to go food shopping… looks at her…
Needs to go food shopping… looks at her driveway and thinks “Shyt, I USED TO own a snow shovel.” ummm…
"If you love something, let it go..." Yo! Is there a statute of limitations on how long I'm supposed to wait for it to come back?
"Tap the bottle and twist the cap."
Did anyone consider the implications of making Olevia Tamar the bionic woman... I mean, ain't she hard enuf to keep up with NOW? I'm saying..
Dammit, why didn't i think of that?
EarthQuake! Yay Oklahoma!
Good Morning FB.. That is all!!
Some people say: "As long as I owe you, you'll never be broke." I say.."as long as you owe me, you stand a good chance of getting choked the #%% out"
I love the way this man put the emphasis on that word. lol I am soooo feeling this song this YEAR.
Second on my list after Black Sheep's "For doze that slept."
@[100000605568334:2048:Horus]... Am surprised i never shared this before
Class of 2014 Day 2: Congratulations Michael Parker
"Hola, Me llamo Inigo Montoya, tu mataste mi padre. Prepa..."
"Inigo, yo SOY tu Padre."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]
When you keep seeing grown folks talking about New Mexico being "across the border"