“What’s your dental plan?” “Don’t get cavities!” “What’s…
“What’s your dental plan?”
“Don’t get cavities!”
“What’s the health plan?”
“Same but with hepatitis and shingles.”
I just need Ashton Kutcher to open Raw tonight... "You have been Punk'd" Nelson
OMG.. You KNOW i'm adding this to my dream house design right???
when you tryna get to know someone and they wanna be "mysterious and sexy". :)
thunderstorms, annoying kids and migraines does not a healthy work environment make.
Jiva Fang recommends Gimme Sugars.
NEWWWWW YOOOORRKKKK!!!
Thank the heavens... I've found Malta Goya in Oklahoma. I can now happily foresee a future without CocaCola. Sadly, I'll be hella fat. lol
lmao... when the Father carts out his "Marriageable" daughters.
I better bring an offer of AT LEAST 2 goats and half my weight in gold. LOL
Have you missed Jim Carrey of In Living Color Days... he almost made a comeback here. @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany Castro] here's your black swan :)
@[1200142262:2048:Theresa], Get yo Kids!!!
Would y'all believe i am still combing my locs out??? It's been like 3 weeks.. Sheesh!! and my son stole the comb. lol
NITE FB!!
@[1307799706:2048:Boogz].. Holding you close.. keeping you warm.. if this is ecstacy