“What’s your dental plan?” “Don’t get cavities!” “What’s…
“What’s your dental plan?”
“Don’t get cavities!”
“What’s the health plan?”
“Same but with hepatitis and shingles.”
That moment when, while still working at 5am you realize your brain quit working at 2.
#FallingAsleepToSoundOfAlarm
'Morning FB... I don't wanna be awake.. can i get a doctor's note for my responsibilities today???
when you know you should be writing...
I just wanna say.. that I'm mad that Celebrity Apprentice televised Teller's voice.. Childhood AWE destroyed. Penn and Teller
One week to figure out my fall schedule... 7 classes on my agenda, which 3 shall it be????
"An unexpected relationship will become permanent"
Dear Fortune cookie company.. if this curse is activated, expect blood and fiyah to rain down upon thee.
"A person can succeed at almost anything for which they have unlimited enthusiasm." -- Charles M. Schwab {thanks Halimeh}
Funny Stuff.
Stew Wind w/ Sun sauce... I'm hungry
Life happens, you grow and change. You mature and stabilize and then you realize... You're a glutton for punishment and that's a hard habit to kick.
Lmao... my whole entire A$$..
2:45am... just finished making butter cookie and Zeppole doughs. too late to bake/fry anything... I am tye-yard