“Promise me you won’t drink anymore, and I’ll…
“Promise me you won’t drink anymore, and I’ll give you a cigarette”… Said TO a pregnant woman at a bar.
Did i Mention: that my babies are both CPR certified? WOOO!! psycho proud mommy moment.
Somebody Please holla at me if Quvenzhane Wallis wins.
Does not want to discuss how she almost caramelized her cell.. Feel free to discuss it amongst yourselves.
Think about it.
@[100000605568334:2048:Horus], @[1059565612:2048:Kirk], @[1395984824:2048:Nelson]... noowww I understand.
Timeline photos
in the new home... tired... but insist on staying up and yakking with my step mom.. cuz i'm happy... yay!
Hello World!! ;)
Last day to snag this #Free on Amazon...
Leave me alone..... I ... HAVE ... HORNS!!!
My laugh for the night... My Bro. Fr-Hank called Cee-Lo Green "A fat Ming the Merciless" on the Soul Train Music Awards. LMAO
Y'all better keep checking in cuz i don't wanna be laughing while Jaws is dragging you out to sea.
(doubt this is real but gotta love humor in adversity)