THIS IS SOOOOOO WRONG!!!! **she says as she posts it.** Lyrical Gang Warfare = no man haffi duck!! can't stop thinking bout breaking in this newbie. Long time since I deflowered a girvin. Happy Mother's Day to all da Moms... and the sole custody Dads :) Thank the heavens... I've found Malta Goya in Oklahoma. I can now happily foresee a future without CocaCola. Sadly, I'll be hella fat. lol Think its time my kids experienced "The Last Dragon." :) Who's the Master??? *insert pseudo-intellectual profound sounding inanity here** "What's your dental plan?" "Don't get cavities!" "What's the health plan?" "Same but with hepatitis and shingles." It's January, It's Blizzard weather... I feel like I'm missing a date in New York. About to break open a box of "man cookies" in honor of Efun Bemi, :) damn i miss NY. Needs to stop getting tweets and status updates on my phone. At 6am i dunno if i love y'all that much. LMAO!!!!
0

← Jiva Thoughts

Funny Stuff.

Funny Stuff.