My Sister in Geekdom, Co-Founder of the Kotex Mafia, and #TeamPetty, lol Candice LMAO!! Because... SCIENCE!!! lol First week of MAY!!! SO.. Happy Birthday Halimeh, SuuuWain, Li'Bit. Happy Sinkful of Mayo. Well to everyone but the person who gotta clean it. :) First day of school and I am SOOO unprepared... at least the Girls' hair look good. lol Think about this for a minute.. then i will deconstruct a parallel for you.. Weird Al: Word Crimes @[683157405:2048:Eric], @[506775409:2048:Tameka] and other assorted writerly peepls Happy Tenth Birthday to my stinky, Akasha. Aren't We all?? (Well I'll take two, but u get the idea) Wearing my Red Lantern shirt today... You think they'll take the hint? #NotToday Life is funny... that is all Door opens... Ex-husband walks in room. lol My son has grown out of the "looking like Uncle Charmion" phase
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“You’d like to report a murder?” “attempted murder!”…

“You’d like to report a murder?”
“attempted murder!”
“oh, thats not so serious.”
“Not when you downgrade it from MURDER, but when you UPgrade it froom ROOM SERVICE, its quite serious.”
🙂 When did Johnny Depp’s accent become permanent???