“You know what nobody ever told me about…
“You know what nobody ever told me about making love??? How boring it is!!! You can do whatever u want… my safeword is blueberry Paancakes.”
Carpe Cola: Seize the Coke. It's closet time people.
LMAO.. I am not heartbroken or anything... I'm actually just being my usual random, sleep deprived, A.D.D self.
Ahem!! WOOOOOOT. That is all.
PERSPECTIVE ??
going cold turkey... ok.. cutting down to 1 coke a day
That moment when, while still working at 5am you realize your brain quit working at 2.
#FallingAsleepToSoundOfAlarm
My son is getting into the habit of telling me NO!! I need a man with some Tamara experience to talk to that child.
is cold and cranky
UH .... MA .... MAYN ...
Anyone else out on LI looking for a 5 minute break... Get the kids out of the house while you have a string of sanity left . :)
Vidi, Vici, Veni
Starbucks Shuffle??? lol.. It is NOT that serious.