“It’s been so long since I had sex,…
“It’s been so long since I had sex, I forgot who ties up whom.” -Joan Rivers” I consider sex a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get.” -Mae West
hee hee
@[1200142262:2048:Theresa Milton], "Oh it's about to be some Shyt." lol
Eating a Roti... in Oklahoma... Winning!!!!
I told y'all: soy Gummy bear.
We Weeechu a Meddy Crima!!! LMAO
Guns don't kill people... "Metal leaving a barrel shaped object at 2,200 feet per minute kill people" ~ Brendan Sta
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@[100001371777273:2048:Quarrion], OMG!!! please don't die while watching this.
Damn shame when the electric company takes cash at your front door... I guess the whole recession thing ain't a joke huh?
Things you hear in my office... If you're a fly on the wall.
"I'm not obsessed with my boobs, okay?! It's not an obsession. It's a Love Affair"
#DJM
you and I wake up alone and handcuffed together. Using ONLY 3 words what's the first thing you'd say to me?
It doesn't have to be a Christmas present... it could be just because you know i want it.